some context for you

I work in a hotel, a really shitty one. My job is to make burgers or some shit I don't know but I really gotta pay the rent somehow

so many of my customers are shitty bitches

they keep fucking asking me to do some wacky-ass shit with their burgers like no pickles or extra mayo

ma'am i don't give a FUCK if your child has a deathly allergy to pickles, your child is gonna grow up to be a serial killer if they don't eat their pickles

don't make me fukcing piss in your diet coke because i can

and i will